Ramblings of a scatterbrain

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Sep 1

Who do you think is the dumbest superhero ever who wasn't made for an Evangelical direct-to-video show?

itswalky:

I want to say Dr. Fate, but I’m strongly prejudiced against any magic-based superhero.  Maybe Silver Surfer, because, come on.  He’s just a naked silver guy on a surfboard.  What kind of adventures can a guy like that even have?  A search for cosmic weed?

Sep 1

char350:

Gai got a Coke today and…

Sep 1
slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

Sep 1
itswalky:

what

… … … wat ‘_’

itswalky:

what

… … … wat ‘_’

Sep 1

dreamofbeingfree:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

  It is illegal not to reblog this 

Sep 1
for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Sep 1

thestudentprincesss:

OH GOD MY FRIEND IS TAKING CARE OF THIS SIX WEEK OLD KITTEN

Sep 1
Magi Week: Day 1 - Adventure

(Source: taka-no-hime)

Sep 1

mybigfatgaylife:

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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Truefax: The green lights off the coast of Thailand are squid fishing boats. They use huge arrays of green LED lights to bring the squid to the surface at night.

Sep 1
earthlynation:

Caracal Kittens (set of 3) (Explored) (by Steph C Kay)

earthlynation:

Caracal Kittens (set of 3) (Explored) (by Steph C Kay)