Who do you think is the dumbest superhero ever who wasn't made for an Evangelical direct-to-video show?
I want to say Dr. Fate, but I’m strongly prejudiced against any magic-based superhero. Maybe Silver Surfer, because, come on. He’s just a naked silver guy on a surfboard. What kind of adventures can a guy like that even have? A search for cosmic weed?
Gai got a Coke today and…
I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift
OH GOD MY FRIEND IS TAKING CARE OF THIS SIX WEEK OLD KITTEN
Magi Week: Day 1 - Adventure
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.